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Professional Weather Complainer

For whom +2°C and dark by 16:00 is a fully formed personality

BUREAU OF USELESS AFFAIRSCERTIFICATE OFProfessional Weather ComplainerThis is to certify thatRecipient Namehas been officially certified in the above distinctionby the Bureau of Useless Affairs, with all the seriousness it deserves.3 July 2026DATE OF ISSUANCEBureau of Useless AffairsAUTHORIZED SIGNATUREOU-000000CERTIFICATE IDCERTIFIEDEST. 2026QRON-CHAIN

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